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Video games are awesome. I grew up with the bleeps and bloops of Mario and Star Fox, and honestly it was some of the greatest music I've ever heard. However, here's my idea of the final boss... You know it's true.

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Fight me!
Might need a potion...

I've got the princess.
You'll never catch me!

Ok
You might be a little stronger than I thought
But there's only one way you can take this princess

You must defeat me
In an epic battle
With no survivors!
Autotune rap

ENDING PART:
You will not take the princess
this time from her land
I heard your shout I heard your taunt and
now it's time I took a stand

I stomped your friends and killed your guards,
without losing a life bar
Flame swords surround my body
and I even got a shotty

I went to the land of elves tears and
got the staff that evil fears
Destiny will take you down
You're not but an evil clown!

It's time to fight heroic one
Historic battle's just begun
Dodge, slash, potion, crash,
ha ha your health's at half!

All that gone from just one hit?
OP much but I won't quit
But I admit, you're a challenge
Damn now I'm thrown off balance!

Ha you're dead / This can't be right
I'll smite you still before the night
Let me press start, option screen
Difficulty, set to easy

C'mon bro. Unfair.

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from Too Bad You're A Slave EP, released May 16, 2013

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The Ground Above Kingston, New York

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